Every other year the author
co-leads a group of his Juniors
and Seniors from Covenant High School, Tacoma Washington, on a historical
studies tour of Great Britain (above left, Bond at the wall, April, 2004). In
March, 1973, Robin Birley, archeologist at the Roman fort of Vindolanda,
uncovered 800 wooden tablets revealing never-before-known facts about Roman life
on the wall in the last centuries of occupation. As a result of reading about
that discovery, and the author's multiple visits to the wall, the ideas for this
book have been simmering. At the archeological digs at Vindolanda hardly a day
passes without the uncovering of remarkable artifacts, many that are nearly 2000
years old! Below, left and right, students hold spear heads uncovered during two
different visits when CHS students observed the digging. A spear head, such as
these, plays a significant role in this tale.
Dear Mr. Bond,
1.
How does the author develop Miss Klitsa's character? What is her passion? (pg.9)
2. Where does Neil live? What wall does he consider to be his own? (pg 15)
3. According to Miss Klitsa, why is it so important to learn Latin? Who is in the nuances? What does
Miss Klitsa mean by nuance? (pg 15)
4. What does Miss Klitsa wish the wall could do? (pg 16) What does her
longing have to do with studying Latin? (pg 17)
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Chapter One: Dead Words
"Of arms and the man I sing," intoned the teacher, red blotches of
exhilaration glowing on her cheeks. She lifted her half-closed eyes to the
blackened timbers of the classroom ceiling, and continued. "That is to say, ‘Arma
virumque cano.’"
"Arms? Like, well, arms?" said a girl, her nose crinkled in bewilderment as
she looked from her copy of Virgil to her own arms.
"Weapons, Sally, dear," said the teacher, Miss Klitsa, blinking rapidly, her
bony knuckles turning white as she steadied herself with a grip on her lectern.
"Swords, spears, catapults--you know, the tools of warfare. Now then, if I may
recommence. ‘Troiae qui primus ab oris Italiam fato…’"
"Hey, I’m getting it. I’m really getting it!" said Sally. "That’d be
something about a fat Italian, right?"
Snorts of laughter erupted throughout the classroom.
Miss Klitsa blanched, as if someone had slapped her. Her eyes fluttering at
the class over her half-rimmed glasses, she blew her nose and began again.
Neil Perkins watched every gesture of the recitation from his desk at the
north corner of the classroom. He always sat in the back, in the north corner,
because through the leaded panes of a window he had a pretty good view of a
stretch of moorland and sky—and of the wall. All things he’d seen before, too
many times, but for daydreaming there was simply no better seat in the
classroom. Miss Klitsa’s recitation continued, "…multa quoque…"
Neil rolled his eyes with embarrassment as the teacher’s voice rose and fell,
one hand clenched in anguish over her heart, the bony fingers of the other
splayed with twitching fervor, changing gestures from hand to hand as she spoke.
He frequently asked himself at times like these: Why did Haltwhistle Grammar
School, crammed up against an old pile of rocks in the north of England, why did
the students from this hole-in-the-wall place have to have a teacher like Miss
Klitsa?
Miss Klitsa was not normal. What else was a boy of fifteen to conclude about
a sixty-something-year-old spinsters with hair so red it made your eyes go
blood-shot looking at it? Worse yet, the curly mass seemed to spew from her head
like molten lava from a volcano. Come to think of it, she would have made a
great physical science teacher, thought Neil, a living, fire-regurgitating
specimen right in the classroom. Or maybe she should have taught ancient
history. What could be better than a flesh and blood, walking, sneezing fossil
for your ancient history teacher?
Which brings up the matter of her nose. Neil’s mother had tried to explain
about chronic sinus difficulties and post-nasal drip, but never to the effect of
producing in her son an ounce of sympathy for the poor woman’s condition.
Finding a way to steal yet another of Miss Klitsa’s lacy pink handkerchiefs,
which she habitually stuffed under her watchband between blowings, was a daily
task that Neil assumed with disciplined regularity. Good days he succeeded. Bad
days he failed. To date, his collection of pink hankies numbered thirty-four.
Thirty-four good days out of forty-five days of school, he had to admit, was
decidedly above average.
And there were other things about Miss Klitsa, like her tricycle. Neil found
it difficult in the extreme to take seriously a teacher who pedaled a
giant-sized tricycle, its pink paint chalky with age, its ancient basket huge
enough to haul large dressed stones or a month’s supply of coal. Every morning,
every evening, in nearly all weathers, Miss Klitsa hiked up her skirts and
hoisted herself into the driver’s seat of that rattletrap piece of junk. She
sometimes even rode in the rain, pedaling along with an unfurled umbrella. The
thing was so old that Neil imagined that iron-aged Celts probably rode tricycles
like Miss Klitsa’s. Maybe they’d found some buried in the peat at the digs in
Vindolanda. He’d have to ask about it.
Miss Klitsa’s voice had switched back to English. She often broke in to
explain something she thought was interesting--she thought was
interesting, though Neil rarely did. "Some say Virgil wrote on papyrus, but he
might just as well have written on thin wooden tablets, such as this," she said,
holding up what looked like a flat sheet of wood a bit smaller than a sheet of
paper. "Then dipping a stylus in ink, such as this--" She held up a tapered
bronze pen-like thing. "He would set down his incomparable verse, which we now
resume reading, ‘…hic illius arma…’"
Neil turned from the window and looked hard at the teacher. Odd as she was in
nearly every other way, he mused, it was her interest—no, no, interest
would not do—her obsession with Roman stuff, like tablets and that
stylus, that made her the oddest. Of course there was the language--she was,
after all, a Latin teacher. But she was obsessed. It was as if she came under
its power. Neil watched her closely. Here it comes, he thought: that
ecstatic gazing past the students in her classroom, that transported tone in her
voice, that relaxed wonder that caused her cheeks to sag. She’s gone,
said Neil to himself. It’s two thousand years ago, and she’s in Rome. He
sighed and turned back to his window and to the wall. Or she’s marching
around up there.
Suddenly, he felt a lurching coming from his insides. He often got these
overwhelming urges to break out laughing. He could just see Miss Klista, her
hair groping in the breeze from under her helmet, marching along in lobster-back
armor and one of those skimpy red kilt things Roman legionaries used to
wear--her knobby knees—oh, and a polka-dotted leopard skin over her bony
shoulders. Clamping his fingers over his lips and nose, desperate to smother the
laughter, he felt like his eyes might pop out with the pressure.
Though the ridiculous old woman often had this effect on him, Neil did find
himself at other times—times of extreme weakness--temporarily arrested by her
passion for all things Roman. She would raise a bony fist, throw back her head
with a shake that made her hair waggle wildly, then she would sniffle
convulsively, and shout, "Strength and honor!" Though for the most part he
couldn’t help thinking of Miss Klitsa as stark-staring, foaming-at-the-mouth,
certifiably bonkers, he had to give the old girl this much: she had enthusiasm.
Miss Klitsa paused in her recitation of Virgil and began describing an
ancient battle waged on nearby Hadrian’s Wall, painted Caledonians charging
madly into the disciplined ranks of a Roman legion. And Neil found himself,
firmly against his will, transported with her. What am I doing? He
thought, with an irritated shake of his head. The fit passed, and he resumed
thinking of Miss Klitsa as, well, Miss Klitsa--demented, certifiable, and as
obsolete as an old Roman sandal. He turned again to his window.
Neil studied the sharp outline of the ancient stone wall undulating atop the
ridge. Of course he didn’t share Miss Klitsa’s mania for all things Roman; he
figured she hadn’t had a real rival in that department since sometime before AD
476. But he had to admit, there were times when he wondered about who laid those
stones and what they were thinking as they did it, or about the great battles
Miss Klitsa described, waged right here. He could almost hear one: the clash of
swords and shields, the hail of arrows and spears, the thunder of hooves from
the cavalry, the cries of anguish and terror, the spilled blood—right there, on
those stones. That was all pretty interesting. Again, Miss Klitsa’s voice
drifted into his thoughts, babbling away in Latin, now. He’d had more than
enough for today, and suddenly he had an idea..
He raised his hand. "Magistra, magistra," he said, using the Latin
name for teacher that he knew would arrest Miss Klitsa from her reverie. He’d
used it before.
"Neilus, discipulus," she said with a smile.
Pasting on his most earnest languishing-after-knowledge gaze, he asked, "Did
I understand you to say once that someone has already translated Virgil?"
"Indeed," she replied. "Many have exerted their prodigious talents in the
most worthy endeavor of translating his magisterial works."
"Allow me to translate," whispered Neil’s friend John, hunkered behind his
notebook in the next desk. "That’s Klitsa-speak for yes."
Ignoring his friend, Neil wracked his brain for a suitable reply to Miss
Klitsa. "Astonishing," he said.
Snorts of muted laughter rose from the class. Miss Klitsa didn’t seem to
notice.
"Moreover, one is safe in asserting," she continued, the bony fingers of her
hands steepled in contemplation, "that all the known classics of the Roman
world, Julius Caesar, Virgil, Horace, Marcus Aurelius, all have made their
way--at times a halting way--nevertheless, they have made their way into--" Here
she broke off with a frown, her hands fell limp at her sides, and her voice
flattened to a monotone, "--into modern English."
"All of them?" asked Neil.
"Indeed," replied Miss Klitsa.
John leaned closer. "Now for the kill, mate," he whispered, his lips not
moving.
"Yet you still teach us Latin," observed Neil.
"Naturally," she replied, recoiling as if to do otherwise was akin to
withholding the benefits of good hygiene from her students.
"If you will forgive me for pointing out," he continued, "the non sequitur."
"Non sequitur?" she replied. "I do not follow you."
"Perhaps I am not making myself very clear," Neil continued. "Allow me to
frame my question using another language—like, English. Does anyone actually
speak Latin today, I mean, when they go to the shop--or to the pub?"
"Getis meum unam beerum," said John, under his breath.
More titters from the class.
"’Tis a great loss to civilization," began Miss Klitsa, with a sniff. "But,
alas, I am compelled to reply that no people group today speak in the lofty
strains of antiquity. ‘Tis an incalculable loss."
"Am I hearing you say, then, magistra," said Neil, "that Latin is,
well--dead?"
Miss Klitsa narrowed her eyes at him, yanked her handkerchief from under her
watchband with a snap, and made three delicate blasts on her nose.
"You shall hear me say many things, Neil," she replied, stuffing the
handkerchief back in its place. "But you shall never hear me say that."
"But does the question not inevitably follow, magistra, that if
everything worth reading is already translated into English, what possible good
can come," he continued, "from any of us learning Latin?"
Miss Klitsa’s face took on a color dangerously close to that of her hair.
"Nuances, Neil Perkins," she said, bony knuckles white as she gripped her
lectern and leaned closer, her eyes snapping. "The devil is always in the
details, and the meaning is always in the nuances. Never forget that."
"Never," he replied with feeling. Then added as an afterthought another,
"Never," calculating that a double negative of a negative imperative might
actually be saying that he would never remember what she had just told him never
to forget.
Drawing in a deep breath, Miss Klitsa clasped her hands together and gazed at
the ceiling. "Now then, with Virgil, we continue. ‘…altae moenia Romae.’
"And--and that bit’s something about Rome," squealed Sally. "I really am
getting it."
"Very good, dear," said Miss Klitsa, her voice taut with restraint.
"Now, what’s the rest say?" asked Sally, her face scrunched in bewilderment
at the page.
"‘The lofty walls,’" said Miss Klitsa, "and yes, dear, ‘of Rome.’"
"See. I really do get it," said Sally, giggling.
Neil stole a glance out the window at the wall, black clouds gathering above.
"Precisely, Neil," said Miss Klitsa, following his gaze. She fixed her eyes
on Neil over her half-rimmed glasses. "Our wall looms in our minds, does it not?
Our wall, we say, but by rights it is Hadrian’s, really. And as familiarity so
often engenders contempt, so we think little of it. Few of you appreciate the
overwhelming privilege of living in the stupendous shadow of this ‘lofty wall of
Rome.’ If those stones could only speak; if each mile castle would but give up
her dead."
"Yikes!" said Sally, burying her eyes in the back of her hand and squirming
in her seat.
"To you all this is but common," continued Miss Klitsa. "Today your fathers’
sheep graze on turf that received the tread of legions, the blood of Celts, the
imprint of an emperor’s heel. But, oh, if you would hear the wall speak, how
differently would you view those ancient stones, how lofty would they then
appear to you."
"The stones talk?" said Sally, scrunching up her nose more than usual. "Like,
for real?"
"‘Tis in figurative language that I speak, my dear," said Miss Klitsa,
patiently.
"Is that like Latin?" asked Sally.
"To some, I fear," replied Miss Klitsa, a quaver in her voice.
Neil looked again at the wall. He’d grown up thinking of it as nothing more
than a big pile of rocks, the southern boundary of his father’s farm, a source
of stones to repair the barn, a narrow highway to balance his all terrain
vehicle on while searching for a runaway ewe.
Miss Klitsa lowered her voice ominously. "Hear me, students. Each new
artifact uncovered, each sandal and spearhead, each coin and sword hilt, I say,
each one does speak! Still more, the letters, the diaries, the dispatches! Oh,
make no mistake, my students, if we but had ears to hear, eyes to see what lies
beneath our feet the wonders of antiquity would be exposed, the mysteries of the
ancients revealed, and the dead made alive."
"Dead people made alive?" said Sally, her eyes screwed shut. "Oh, please,
don’t. Not for real?"
"Yes, Sally." Miss Klitsa leaned forward and stared hard from face to face at
the class, her eyes flashing. Reddened from blowing, her nostrils flared as she
drew breath in short pulls and exhaled in shallow wheezes. "For real."
Neil was sitting up. She means it, he thought, narrowing his eyes at the
teacher.
"And when those once-dead voices come to life and speak," she continued, her
voice teetering on the verge of hysteria, her wide eyes darting from face to
face around the classroom. "They will speak--" her eyes locked and seemed to
bore in on Neil, "—in Latin!"